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May 23 2018

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kaijuno:

The devil himself is coming up to throw hands with Trump

meow-n-save:

djmarshmello:

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

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42chickens:

imagine being bought a none pizza with left beef by andrew hussie

skagra9482:

My CRPS will confine me to a bed for the rest of my life.
By end of tonight (May 21), $450 must be raised for my disability care & legal fees. Disability care is my only means of accessing water & basic hygiene.

Only care workers can provide me with consistent water and home cooked meals. Due to my complex regional pain syndrome [medical reports], I can’t even sit up or walk to a tap. My life itself depends on donations to fund disability care, with potential effects of neglect being: life-threatening dehydration; eviction to the streets from lack of paid cleaning; infections and cockroach bites from poor hygiene; and starvation. I’m also suffering severe deterioration, with my doctor explicitly stating that I may eventually need to live in a hospital if I don’t receive enough disability care now. Whether I receive enough donations will determine if I die from neglect, and if I’d live with the misery of more fatigue & pain for the rest of my life. I am begging you to consider donating to my disability care costs, as well as legal fees to challenge the government’s refusal to fund my disability care. To avoid scrambling to raise thousands of dollars within hours of a due date, donations must be gradually raised within a strict timeline.  Recurring donations for my care can be made here& must be **registered at this link** to be valid

                              PLEASE DONATE HERE 
Automatic donations counter must reach: $450
PayPal & card payments are both accepted.

*NB: I have a new fundraising page as part of an annual update.

triviakitty:

cool-guy-senpai:

scary-boi:

porko-rosso:

MOB MOB

WHAT DO YOU WANT

MOB MOB

WHY DO YOU WANT

MOB MOB

WHO DO YOU WANT

OH SHIT

Publix censors graduation cake to remove the cum from "Summa Cum Laude"

fortooate:

tesladyneindustries:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Cara Koscinksi ordered a graduation cake from the John’s Island Publix, requesting the phrase “Congrats Jacob! Summa Cum Laude Class of 2018”. Publix ruined the order by removing “cum”, because “cum” is “profane.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/05/22/publix-censors-graduation-cake.html

to be fair if i were at that party i would definitely request the cum slice

mamoru:

hey before you call something wheelchair accessible just go ahead and invite a wheelchair user or two over because I almost guarantee you that an able-bodied person is not capable of guessing what is accessible without having ever used a wheelchair solo before

some but not all cool things nobody ever thinks of:

  • put hand sanitizer or a sink in the accessible bathroom stall, or alcohol wipes outside of it. people who cannot use their legs have to use unwashed hands to roll to the sink, and people who can use their legs are afraid to walk out of stalls because they get harassed and even assaulted.
  • enough space for wheelchair in doorway…AND ARMS. HOW DO YOU THINK THE WHEELCHAIR MOVES! if I cannot roll through it without scraping my arms it is not accessible
  • brick paths suck the end
  • gravel paths suck. make it smooth
  • a ramp is not accessible if it is too steep. not every wheelchair user is ripped enough or capable of using muscles enough to propel themselves up a steep angle safely. some wheelchair users have heart issues. you want heart attacks? this is how you get them
  • perfect 90 degree turns suck and are often impossible to turn through
  • some wheelchairs have foot rests. account for them
  • wheelchair accessible means wheelchair accessible while alone. if you expect someone to have to be helped out to use your facility, that is not acceptable or accessible

yeah

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thepineguardintern:

Imagining the Bonds between Taako, Magnus, and Merle constantly pulling them together before they finally “officially” meet in that bar. Just random hapinstances that they don’t even notice or remember.

-Taako baked the cakes for both Magnus’ and Merle’s weddings.

-Merle’s kids dragging him to Taako’s show

- Magnus fixing Taako’s caravan when it crashes in Ravens roost.

-Merle spreading the good news of pan door to door.

-Julia has somehow had long conversation with both Taako and Merle.

Just many little “so close yet so far moments” being extremely frustrating for a universe trying to push them together

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gallusrostromegalus:

kazuha159:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

musicalbunny:

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

“*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species.
*Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!!
*Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk. 
*To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator.
* A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued!
*If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!

It’s that time of year again!

enoughtohold:

enoughtohold:

it’d be cool not to talk about the aids crisis like it’s ancient history and something else can be the “new” aids crisis. aids is the new aids. people are still dying. it’s not a prop.


#okay but its not a death sentence anymore
 #you can be managed on meds for decades #we actually know how we can treat people #this site is so annoying

hi friend, did you know that 1 million people died of hiv-related illness in 2016, including several thousand in the u.s.? did you know it’s a constant struggle for many americans with hiv to access the health care they need to stay alive and healthy, and that on top of that they deal with profound stigma, discrimination, and criminalization? did you know only half of people with hiv in the u.s. have the virus under control through medication? did you know there’s a hidden epidemic of hiv among black gay and bi men in the american south? now you do!

merula-song:

lyraeon:

wern:

why is it when you go to a hair salon as a transmasc/nb person and go “i want something very short and simple. masculine. here’s a photo of a man. that’s how i want my hair to look.” without fail your middle aged hairdresser is like “yes. right. i know exactly what you’re looking for. let me just ….. snip snip” and you come out of there like 2007 kate gosselin

Ok so: I’m cis female but had this problem, in that I could never get them to cut my hair short enough. I eventually found ways to get them to cooperate though - and this was with hair I was sporting from 15-23, so you can probably get them to take you seriously. Keep in mind, though, that a lot of these tips will involve recognizing that you’ve already been misgendered and voluntarily running with that.

  • First of all, just go to a barbershop instead of a hair salon, if you can. It’s cheaper anyway, and you’re far more likely to get what you want from either a place where every employee has ten tattoos minimum, or from someone who’s mis-aging you not misgendering you
  • Barring that, e.g. If there’s only one shop nearby or your parents control where you go, pick the stylist with the wildest hair or most tattoos
  • If you can do so, make yourself sound like a huge lesbian the whole time. I could never get a middle aged white woman to actually take clippers my head if I hadn’t already talked about my (usually imaginary) girlfriend
  • If you like having your hair clipped/shaved, find out what numbers they use on you next time someone does it right, then tell everyone moving forward. Some still won’t believe you, but saying “I want a 2 into a 5” was always a lot more effective than “I want it shaved up”
  • Don’t tell them it’s fine until it is. I know this is something we’re socialized into accepting but this is true regardless of who you are and what hair cut you’re getting. If you’re not satisfied, say so. So what if they get annoyed? They’re not doing their job right. You’re paying for a service, you deserve it done the way you want.
  • On a related note, bribery will get you everywhere. If you live in a place where tipping is normal, and you can afford it, then come prepared with extra cash. If they do it right without you complaining, tip them well and say “hey, you’re the only stylist who’s actually listened, thank you.” If they need more convincing - especially if your parents are the ones paying and you know they’re trying not to piss them off - pull out a $10 or so and go “look, seriously, I will tip you extra if you just cut it boy-short”. It motivated a few ladies for me, when it was an option.
  • If all else fails, make up a reason you need it that short. You’re playing a character in the school play. You want to piss off your parents/ex/sister. Protest. “My friend has cancer and I want to make her feel less alone”. Yeah, lying sucks, but sometimes you gotta.

Hope that helps!!

When I was in my early 20’s I remember going to a place and saying “I want a male haircut” and that usually did the trick. I also suggest barbershops because they’re much more used to male-style cuts.

agayworthfightingfor:

black-nata:

croissantmoonbi:

Thor comes across a nice little food joint on midgard and ends up liking the first dish he gets so he orders one of everything on the menu. A man comes in and sees and strikes up conversation with him about how much he admires his appetite. Thor invites him to join him and they talk excitedly about their love of food and life and thor orders a second round of everything to share with his new mortal friend Guy Fieri

this didn’t go the way i thought it would

ha. this assumes Guy Fieri is mortal.

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neilaglet:

HEAVY IS THE WEBHEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN

black-throat:

black-throat:

Seriously tho like

If I could get help like like paying rent for my birthday that’d be sick like presents are nice ofc

but I wud like to just not sacrifice meals to pay rent this month

I’ve lost like 40 lbs since I’ve been out here lmao

No one in my area wants to hire black folks let alone black trans folks so coming up with supplementary income is very difficult


My paypal is

Paypal.me/akashashakur


I’m hungry n i have depression and it’s my birthday!!!!

Thank you to the two people who sent me a lil sumthin so far it means the world to me!!! I need 300 for rent if people are like wanting to know what my aim is, anything past that wud just be groceries which are rlly nice to have!!!

wonderweird:

splendidland:

no sport is as hedonistic as golf, a game designed around the existance of acres of nothing but grass that has to be meticulously regulated. the players get enjoyment knowing land is wasted for the sake of their Ball Putt Game. and they don’t just let anyone fuck the holes, either.

yes that is an insightful thought about how wasteful luxury pastimes of the rich can be and a wait you do what with the holes

nighttyger:

ramblings-from-yours-truly:

“Am I Too Depressed To Do This Shit Or Is My Executive Dysfunction Striking Again”, a novel by me

Chapter Ten: “Oh Fuck It’s Both”

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turing-tested:

cassidy-peterson:

turing-tested:

indiecup:

turing-tested:

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

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