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October 05 2017

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electropath:

electropath:

electropath:

electropath:

electropath:

HWY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TP START YOUR LETTERS THIS WAY……

good lord

guys we need to get luigi some help

Too many notes

Fort Briggs memes pt 2

lingthing:

  • breaking an icicle off the ceiling to put in your mug to cool your coffee when it’s too hot
  • “You think you’re cool. You’re just room temperature”
  • it has been ‘x’ days since our last bear encounter on patrol
  • how many soldiers can you cram into a single briggs coat
  • ‘ice soup’
  • “It’s blazing in here!”
    “It’s thirty degrees, Paul…”
  • “Is it a bear or Captain Buccaneer?”
  • North City: cold
    Briggs: fuckin’ cold
  • “I spy with my little eye, something that is-”
    “I swear to god, if you say white I will feed you to the wolves”
  • a campaign to take the most ridiculous photo you possibly can while Olivier’s back is turned
  • “You think the Major General’s got skeletons in her closet?”
    “No, but I bet she’s got one buried under concrete somewhere”
    “What?”
    “What”

October 04 2017

princesszeldaz:

xaiclun:

princesszeldaz:

Fact: Every Link puts the Master Sword back after its purpose in their quest is fulfilled

Another Fact: Link still has the Master Sword in Super Smash Brothers. Brawl has the cutscene where he draws it from the pedestal again but in the other games he just Has It

Conclusion: Link is procrastinating saving his entire homeland just to beat the crap out of Mario

Other theory: Link’s Quest is it to beat the crap out of Mario

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urgent

4hoseok:

4hoseok:

hello guys i know i posted about my car being possibly taken away by october 26 but this is like way more urgent my mom didnt pay the light bill and they might cut it off today or saturday please if you can donate something i would be so grateful this is so so urgent i need to make some payment by tomorrow of  100.

this is the only way i can think of getting help i have no other way im sorry for being so annoying all the time about these types of posts but this time its extremely urgent  

PAYPAL: peunji345@gmail.com

Hey so here’s the thing they already cut off our internet and now we will be kicked out of our home because my mother didn’t pay the home bill yet again she owed the rent + the money for the light bill I paid most of the light bill with the donations but now we are struggling with this I know I’m already asking for too much but I really don’t want to be homeless I have 3 siblings who live with me two who are younger. This is the reason I haven’t been as active I’m really struggling please help


UPDATE: they gave us till the 13th to get 350

My sister already has the 200 we just need help getting the rest I would I appreciate so much thank you

insomination:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Took a nap and had a dream that I’d gotten a hyperrealistic tattoo of a Band Aid, just so that I could cover it with a real Band Aid.

When people would ask what happened, I’d say, “It’s kind of weird. Are you sure you wanna’ see?” and then I’d dramatically rip the Band Aid off to reveal my tattoo of a Band Aid.

Classic Astral Plane Me.

Don’t tempt me like this.

Still Unresolved! Legendary Fanfic My Immortal's Authorship Remains a Mystery After the Cancellation of Rose Christo's Memoir • r/UnresolvedMysteries

sullengirlalmlghty:

Buzz began circulating around Rose Christo’s forthcoming memoir from St. Martin’s Press. There seemed to be a lot of genuine excitement about the book as My Immortal is a well loved internet phenomenon, and the book was promoted as detailing Christo’s strange and tumultuous upbringing during the writing of My Immortal. In multiple outlets, it was claimed that Christo wrote the fanfic hoping to capture the attention of enough people online to eventually aid in the search for her missing brother. The problem with this story? Her missing brother surfaced online to announce that he was never missing, Christo has fabricated her entire dramatic backstory, and she was likely never involved with My Immortal at all. St. Martin’s Press has now dropped the book due to Christo failing a round of routine fact checking.

Her brother happens to be a member of this very forum (@DawnDusk ), and his side of the story paints a different picture, not that she lost communication with him while being shuffled through the system, but that she just doesn’t contact him and never was in foster care. He began poking holes in her claims in this thread; https://kiwifarms.net/threads/author-of-my-immortal-possibly-found.33996/

On her Tumblr, she also frequently blogs about the struggle of being Native American/Indian. Problem with that is she’s actually white.

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nomercles:

shaudo:

amerigoilluminatusx:

officialfist:

amerigoilluminatusx:

What???

3 people died and 7 became ill after eating blue bell due to the bacteria listeria being found in several machines. Most people’s immune systems shrugged it off but people with compromised immune systems (birth defects or diseases such as HIV) could become seriously ill or in this case die as a result of it.

Damn, that’s crazy that it happened, I’m glad I know not to buy them now.

@amerigoilluminatusx Hello! Texas native, here with more information that you should have the opportunity to know.

The second it became clear that Blue Bell was the source, they voluntarily shut down their facilities and recalled EVERYTHING they currently had on the market, around 8 million gallons of ice cream.

They tested, disassembled and thoroughly sterilized, then retested their manufacturing equipment. At least one major piece of equipment was thrown away, presumably because they couldn’t guarantee it was safe.

They tracked down the source of the “outbreak” and submitted a root cause analysis (with some info redacted here) to the FDA. And then they slowly started manufacturing again, releasing a few flavors at a time, testing each shipment before sending them out.

This happened over a year ago. They’re still recovering.

They threw away MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep people safe instead of, you know, trying to keep everything under wraps. (Honestly the tagline here should be “We Scare Because We Care” or somethin.) Blue Bell is a fricken solid and honest company.

So, yeah, enjoy your ice cream! ALL OF BLUE BELL IS DOING EVERYTHING PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO KEEP IT SAFE AND DELICIOUS.

That is all.

I like how OP implied Blue Bell was out killing hordes of people through deliberate malfeasance. Sounds like a PETA smear campaign.

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gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

“nearly all of my life”

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

“Lemony Snicket” (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

verre-vert:

THEORY: Sombra is related to the woman who runs the bakery and therefore Alejandra. Here’s why I think so:

  1. When Sombra is in Dorado, she says, “Back home. I should go drop by the bakery.” Unless Dorado business owners are extremely comfortable with gang members entering their shops, I don’t know why a known member of Los Muertos would just go wandering into a shop like that.
  2. I don’t see how Alejandra would know Sombra (and her real name!) from Los Muertos, just because she hangs out with them sometimes. Sure, she would know the moniker “Sombra” but not “Olivia Colomar.” Alejandra seems too young to know who Sombra originally was.
  3. In Sombra’s origin story, she is shown giving a basket of baked goods to the police chief, and hacking his computer behind his back. How else would an orphaned little girl pay for that other than getting them for free because she’s a family member 
  1. In Searching when Zarya shows the woman at the bakery Sombra’s photo, the woman stutters, replying with “Nnoo…” instead of a definite no like the others did.

My theory is that the woman is Sombra (Olivia’s) older sister and they were both orphaned during the crisis. Olivia’s sister was considerably older and could get work easily, eventually coming into ownership of a bakery she worked at.

butneverstoptrying:

venuslovelace:

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age.

Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

chloemac86:

goodqueenalys:

nomadactual:

goodqueenalys:

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. 
The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives.
The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. 
The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

saintphilomena:

fangedfiend:

saintphilomena:

saintphilomena:

look folks 

it literally takes 30 seconds to go to fucking http://report.cybertip.org/submit and report ANY AND ALL child p*rnogr/aphy that you see online and you don’t have to drag anyone else into it.

you don’t have to expose anyone else to child pornography, you don’t have to signal boost offending urls to report-a-predator and lapis-hates-pedos, you don’t have to link people to blogs and websites containing the offending and illicit material, or whatever the hell it is you’re doing. it’s legal, it’s taken seriously, and they don’t fuck around with reports. 

i hate that side of tumblr that sits there and exposes minors to predators under the guise of ‘taking them down and being safe’ as if they can’t get fucking hurt in the process.

if i’m not making myself clear enough and you still want to seem cool for your half-assed vigilantism by making a tumblr warning post as opposed to reporting it to the fucking FBI:

you can get in TONS of trouble for spreading it around. yes, you are fucking spreading it around if you sit there and give out the url to it.

if you have a blog that’s about discourse or whatever and you fucking link that stuff, you are giving predators easy one-click access to it, spreading images of children having their lives ruined and exposing minors to that. it does not matter if you are a minor yourself or what your intentions are.

And unfortunately this only applies to imagery of real people. The law doesn’t cover things like illustrations (you’ll just have to murder the OP for that) 

incorrect. 18 U.S. Code § 2256 which is the law covering the regulations of child pornography explicitly covers ‘[…] any visual depiction, including any photograph, film, video, picture, or computer or computer-generated image or picture, whether made or produced by electronic, mechanical, or other means, of sexually explicit conduct […]’

the law does in fact, cover things like illustrations. there have been court cases on it. 

shotacon/lolicon cp art may not be a priority but it will be addressed and investigated, but real government agencies will spend more time cracking down on images of literal human children being abused.

it would behoove you to not spread unsourced misinformation regarding the literal legal code of child pornographic content on my post– i know what i’m talking about.

agreeablewitch:

My dad: I’m not a christian, but the bible is very interesting and full of great stories

My dumb fuck meme brain: I don’t believe in organized religion, I just like the lore

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cracked-egg:

Dont forget 3.oct.11

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nessamiibo:

FANTASY COSTCO, WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

dnopls:

so today I messed around a bit with the SNES Mortal Kombat 2 beta rom

i’ve learned the following:

You can do fatalities whenever you want, in many situations they don’t even kill and are repeatable

fatalities cannot be dodged, also Scorpion turns into Sub-zero for some reason when he gets cut in half

the beta has no draw games, if the timer runs out with both players having equal HP then it just cuts back to the title screen. if you happened to be scrolling the screen at that moment, the momentum carries over to the title screen

fatalities can be interrupted, often freezing your opponent and leaving sprites stuck on the screen. grabbing your opponent in this frozen state damages YOU, not them

doing this during Reptile’s fatality lets you just walk off the damn screen. also, his head comes off

fatalities can even be interrupted by another fatality

lastly, baraka floats. he just fuckin’ floats y’all

in conclusion I give it an amazing/10, I don’t regret checking this out

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